QoS, ...

...but I just had to include this.

Germany's state-run radio is broadcasting in a new language - Klingon.

The popularity of the show in Germany and abroad prompted Deutsche Welle network to offer online reports and audio clips in Klingon.

The station said the language will be added to the existing 30 languages that they already use on their homepage. ...

"We should celebrate our 10-year presence in the online universe with a cross-border language," DW director Erik Bettermann said. "This should help users from other galaxies get an impression of Germany."

And yes, there is also Klingonska Akademien in Uppsala, Sweden, which describes itself as a "language society ... dedicated to the study and teaching of the Klingon language."

We now return you to our regularly scheduled bad news.