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Apparently, in the season finale of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," one cop, frustrated by the lack of clues in the murder of two judges by right-wing extremists, says "Maybe we should put out an APB for somebody in a Tom DeLay T-shirt."

Now, DeLay is all huffy and wounded, saying the "manipulation" of his name is a "trivialization" of the issue of judicial security. It shows "reckless disregard," it's a "great disservice," he pouted. DeLay, who in the wake of the Terri Schiavo case famously said of the judges involved "The time will come for the men responsible for this to answer for their behavior," also called the line in the show a "slur."

I've been trying to find where Tom DeLay's hurt feelings register on my I-Care-O-Meter. Looking lower... lower....