Ya know, with all this talking about guns I've been doing, I've been thinking - maybe I have it all wrong. Maybe the Nutzoid Rabbit-brains of America (NRA) have it right after all. Maybe we do need to send armed guards into all the schools. Because "they only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun," right? And you do need to defend yourself, right? So yeah, gun-packin' guards! Better yet, we should just arm the teachers!
And the janitors.
And the bus drivers.
And the call-center CEOs and their lawyers.
And the prosecutors.
And the doctors.
And as for the schools, hey, why not just arm the students and be done with it?