Showing posts with label unintentional humor. Show all posts
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Sunday, April 05, 2015

198.7 - Unintentional Humor: US learns Israel is spying on negotiations with Iran by spying on Israel

Unintentional Humor: US learns Israel is spying on negotiations with Iran by spying on Israel

After that, I want to lighten up a bit with some Unintentional Humor, an occasional feature about something that isn't supposed to be funny - but somehow, just is.

On March 23,  the Wall Street Journal reported that based on information from present and former officials of the Obama administration confirmed by Israeli sources, Israel had been spying on the US-lead negotiations with Iran over nuclear issues and then leaking cherry-picked details intended to undermine the talks.

Israeli officials vociferously denied spying on the US, saying they don't do that and haven't since, well, since their spy Robert Pollard got caught doing exactly that in the 1980s. Besides, they said, there are lots of people we could have spied on to get this information. (Note that the accusation of cherry-picking was conspicuously not denied.)

But here's the really good part: US officials said they learned Israel was spying on the talks when US intelligence agencies intercepted communications in which Israeli officials referred to information which the US believes could only have come from the parties in the negotiations.

In other words, the US learned the offensive fact that Israel was spying on the negotiations - because US agencies were spying on Israel.

And so it goes.*

*Yes, I stole that from Linda Ellerbee. And I still miss NBC News Overnight.

Sources cited in links:
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/03/24/spying-reveals-us-israel-tensions-over-iran/70378578/
http://www.wsj.com/articles/israel-denies-spying-on-u-s-1427204013

Left Side of the Aisle #198




Left Side of the Aisle
for the week of April 2-8, 2015

This week:
Not Good News: Indiana passes God Gave Me The Right To Be A Bigot law
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/26/indiana-governor-mike-pence-anti-gay-bill_n_6947472.html
https://iga.in.gov/static-documents/9/2/b/a/92bab197/SB0101.05.ENRS.pdf
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/stephanopoulos-corners-pence-over-lgbt-discrimination-its-a-yes-or-no-question/
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/mar/29/mike-pence/did-barack-obama-vote-religious-freedom-restoratio/

Good News: reaction to that law "scorches" Indiana Gov. Mike Pence
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/indy-star-editorial-religious-freedom
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/gop-indianapolis-mayor-defies-pence-bans-discrimination-by-christian-businesses-receiving-city-funds/
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2015/03/30/ind-religious-freedom-bill-business-reaction/70693326/
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/charles-barkley-ncaa-indiana-anti-gay-law
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/olbermann-ncaa-final-four-indiana
http://espn.go.com/college-sports/story/_/id/12587768/ncaa-president-mark-emmert-keeping-close-eye-indiana-legislators-new-law-allow-businesses-discriminate-gays-lesbians
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/03/30/1374389/-Connecticut-governor-vows-to-ban-state-funded-travel-to-Indiana
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/30/washington-indiana-discrimination-law_n_6973700.html
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/mayors-governors-travel-bans-indiana
http://helenair.com/news/state-and-regional/montana-house-narrowly-defeats-religious-freedom-bill/article_378a8c72-427b-56b3-ab05-a75eafaead06.html

Not Good News: Arkansas and North Carolina considering even worse versions
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/arkansas-anti-gay-bill-indiana
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/walmart-veto-arkansas-religious-freedom
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/03/31/arkansas-and-north-carolina-are-latest-states-to-consider-religious-freedom-bills/

Clown Award: Bill O'Reilly
http://crooksandliars.com/2014/05/bill-oreilly-demographic
http://www.washingtonindependentreviewofbooks.com/bookreview/killing-history-jesus-in-the-no-spin-zone
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/bill-oreilly-negative-reviews-for-killing-jesus-shows-its-open-season-on-christians-in-america/
http://www.salon.com/2015/03/31/bill_oreilly_blames_bad_killing_jesus_reviews_on_prejudice_it_is_open_season_on_christians/
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/killing-jesus-review-national-geographic-movie-article-1.2162201
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Bishop

Voter suppression is a right-wing scam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GBAsFwPglw
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/08/06/a-comprehensive-investigation-of-voter-impersonation-finds-31-credible-incidents-out-of-one-billion-ballots-cast/
http://www.brennancenter.org/analysis/voter-id
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/courts_law/supreme-court-lets-wisconsin-voter-id-law-stand/2015/03/23/9d82b8da-d162-11e4-a62f-ee745911a4ff_story.html
http://www.prwatch.org/news/2015/03/12778/voter-id-will-take-effect-wisconsin-heres-what-means
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/12/wisconsin-voter-id_n_5813360.html
http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/23/politics/scott-walker-wisconsin-voter-id-law-supreme-court/

Outrage of the week: media failure on voter suppression
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/courts_law/supreme-court-lets-wisconsin-voter-id-law-stand/2015/03/23/9d82b8da-d162-11e4-a62f-ee745911a4ff_story.html
http://fair.org/blog/2015/03/09/voting-rights-shall-not-overcome-nyt-reporting-like-this/

Unintentional Humor: US learns Israel is spying on negotiations with Iran by spying on Israel
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/03/24/spying-reveals-us-israel-tensions-over-iran/70378578/
http://www.wsj.com/articles/israel-denies-spying-on-u-s-1427204013

And Another Thing: new research suggests way life began
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenesis
http://news.sciencemag.org/biology/2015/03/researchers-may-have-solved-origin-life-conundrum
http://www.nature.com/articles/nchem.2202.epdf?referrer_access_token=MXfcrirB3XhUlX43DbsvEdRgN0jAjWel9jnR3ZoTv0NIo3js7EMAlL7iCggjrUCBrW4ZYTThpc_6DIsDphT9-A1BfL9NwZH8DLA1qmS-mFJSmY_r7_REqDO0W-NgqQ41BcezUDi2H0ILyguqM67PmKg3u4Zyl0LsPNDFw0rZrhVz744QBMtFCv048nn_WhWK2S1q-v2r7llTu2ClJOfnVBYfsoeGfcZlFLS5DBbhZX8%3D&tracking_referrer=news.sciencemag.org

Note: There obviously have been some fast-moving events regarding the Indiana law which occurred after this show was done and so are not addressed here. They will be addressed next week in an Update.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

179.4 - Unintentional Humor: NH State Rep. Steve Vaillancourt

Unintentional Humor: NH State Rep. Steve Vaillancourt

We now have an edition of one of our occasional features. This one is called Unintentional Humor, where something not intended to be funny, just is.

On October 10, New Hampshire state Rep. Steve Vaillancourt put up an obnoxious post - "obnoxious" in this case being short for "obviously noxious" - in which he called US Rep. Ann Kuster "ugly as sin" and compared her - unfavorably - to drag queens.

His excuse for this exercise in misogyny is an old study that he remembered or came across or something, which said a good-looking candidate can have a five-to-seven point advantage over a less-attractive candidate of the same gender. The science is actually weak and is rebutted by experience - that is, by analyses of actual elections, not by looking at photographs in laboratory experiments - but that's not what makes this funny.

Nor is the fun found in the fact that his comments were so outrageous that even the person supposed to benefit by the comparison, Kuster's opponent, Marilinda Garcia, said they "are sexist and have absolutely no place in political discourse," although that helps.

No, the real humor, the unintentional humor, is that Steve Vaillancourt, the guy who hopes voters judge candidates by their looks, is this guy.

Sources cited in links:
http://www.nhinsider.com/rep-steve-vaillancourt/2014/10/10/if-looks-really-matter-where-does-that-leave-kustergarcia-ra.html
http://miscellanyblue.com/post/99855292987
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/13/steve-vaillancourt-ann-kuster_n_5977090.html

Sunday, September 14, 2014

174.5 - Unintentional Humor: Bill O'Reilly speaks the truth

Unintentional Humor: Bill O'Reilly speaks the truth

We're going to lighten things up for just a moment with an installment of our occasional feature, Unintentional Humor, where something that's not intended to be funny, just is.

And my oh my do we have a knee-slapper this time.

It came from the TV on September 3 when in an attempt to trash John Stewart of "The Daily Show," Bill O'Reilly ringingly declared to his audience "When you hear something on a partisan-driven program, do not believe it!"

You heard the man.

Sources cited in links:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/04/bill-oreilly-jon-stewart-ferguson_n_5764992.html?ir=Media

Left Side of the Aisle #174




Left Side of the Aisle
for the week of September 11-17, 2014

This week:

Good News: "Save the Whales"
http://in.reuters.com/article/2014/09/05/us-usa-california-whales-idINKBN0H01YY20140905
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/blue-whale/

Good News: and the beat goes on
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/04/wisconsin-indiana-gay-marriage_n_5767710.html
http://mic.com/articles/98034/a-federal-appeals-court-just-struck-down-gay-marriage-bans-in-indiana-and-wisconsin
http://news.yahoo.com/appeals-court-invalidates-indiana-wisconsin-gay-marriage-bans-193756415.html
http://pdfserver.amlaw.com/nlj/7th%20Circuit%20same%20sex%20marriage.pdf
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/post-doma-9th-circuit-weigh-gay-marriage-idaho-nevada-hawaii
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/hawaii-idaho-nevada-gay-marriage-laws-court-25338944
http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-gay-marriage-hearing-20140908-story.html

Not Good News: the string is broken
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisgeidner/louisiana-marriage-ban-is-constitutional-federal-judge-rules
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/03/louisiana-gay-marriage_n_5760012.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/03/louisiana-gay-marriage-ruling_n_5761112.html
http://www.freedomtomarry.org/pages/history-and-timeline-of-marriage
http://theweek.com/article/index/228541/how-marriage-has-changed-over-centuries
http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/amendmentxiv

Outrage of the Week: Air Force bars atheist from enlisting
http://news.yahoo.com/atheist-must-swear-god-leave-us-air-force-232153866.html
http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/articlevi
http://www.alternet.org/story/67385/the_evangelical_christian_takeover_of_the_military
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/wildhunt/2012/06/the-air-force-and-the-increasing-misuse-of-the-term-religious-freedom.html
http://www.towleroad.com/2013/11/advocate-of-gay-cure-therapy-overseeing-cadet-counseling-at-us-air-force-academy.html

Unintentional Humor: Bill O'Reilly speaks the truth
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/04/bill-oreilly-jon-stewart-ferguson_n_5764992.html?ir=Media

Update: fast-food workers' strike
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/04/fast-food-protest-arrests_n_5765592.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/04/fast-food-strikes_n_5768714.html
http://www.nbcnews.com/feature/in-plain-sight/were-movement-now-fast-food-workers-strike-150-cities-n195256
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2014/09/07/the_fast_food_strikes_a_stunning_success_for_organized_labor.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/04/wealth-gap-recession_n_5767320.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/08/wealth-gap_n_5783550.html

Clown Award: House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy
http://blogs.usda.gov/2014/08/29/us-forest-service-asks-how-does-your-marshmallow-roast/
http://www.aol.com/article/2014/09/06/republicans-up-in-arms-over-governments-healthy-smores/20958350/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/in-the-loop/wp/2014/09/04/gop-leader-mccarthy-to-forest-service-dont-tell-me-how-to-make-a-smore/

Saturday, August 30, 2014

172.6 - Unintentional Humor: a new definition of "freedom"

Unintentional Humor: a new definition of "freedom"

Talking about the Delsea Drive-In raises an example of what we around here call Unintentional Humor, where something that's not intended to be funny, just is.

When the story first came out about a diabetic being barred from the theater because he had with him some food to protect against a potential crash in his blood sugar levels, a lot of people were wondering how theater owner John DeLeonardis knew what was in the bag.

Well, the "House Rules" for the theater say that "Trunks/hatches must be popped and interior lights must be on upon approach to box office." That is, they are going to more or less search your car to make sure you don't have a stray candy bar before they will let you in.

There's also a section that indicates that employees are roaming the lines between the cars and can at any moment demand you produce your ticket to avoid getting kicked out.

And after that, the rules point to "the increased freedom resulting from an open-air environment."

Ah yes, the free wind blowing in my hair.

Sources cited in links:
http://www.delseadrive-in.com/houserules.php
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5J54RVZjYs

Left Side of the Aisle #172




Left Side of the Aisle
for the week of August 28 - September 3, 2014

This week:

Good News: Israeli-Hamas truce
http://www.firstpost.com/world/gaza-live-israel-accepts-unlimited-truce-confirms-government-1671989.html
http://www.smh.com.au/world/gaza-truce-agreed-for-permanent-ceasefire-between-israel-and-palestine-20140827-108t3j.html
http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/.premium-1.612631
http://www.haaretz.com/news/diplomacy-defense/.premium-1.612650

Good News: marriage justice advances
http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/21/justice/florida-same-sex-marriage/
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/08/21/florida-same-sex-marriage-ban-ruled-unconstitutional/14399809/
http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/stateroundup/for-first-time-federal-judge-rules-floridas-gay-marriage-ban/2194065
http://wlfi.com/2014/08/26/judges-blast-indiana-wisconsin-gay-marriage-bans/
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/wisconsin-indiana-set-defend-gay-marriage-bans-25124116
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/gay-marriage-lawsuits-go-7th-circuit-court-appeals

Update 1: special proscutor in John Crawford case
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2014/08/1705-guns-this-is-not-about-guns.html
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/08/26/us-usa-ohio-shooting-police-idUSKBN0GQ1U420140826
http://www.businessweek.com/ap/2014-08-26/veteran-prosecutor-to-take-fatal-wal-mart-shooting

Update 2: homelessness
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2014/08/1718-outrage-of-week-making.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/22/portland-oregon-tiny-homes_n_5698214.html?cps=gravity
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/12/tiny-homes-homeless_n_5300716.html

Update 3: John DeLeonardis
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2014/08/1714-clown-award-john-deleonardis-owner.html
http://www.delseadrive-in.com/houserules.php

Unintentional Humor: Delsea Drive-In
http://www.delseadrive-in.com/houserules.php

Outrage of the Week: NSA goes Google
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jun/06/nsa-phone-records-verizon-court-order
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/article/2014/08/25/icreach-nsa-cia-secret-google-crisscross-proton/
http://www.delhidailynews.com/news/US--foreign-agencies-using-NSAs-metadata-search-engine-1409069512/
http://www.technewsworld.com/story/80945.html

More on Ferguson
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/08/14/340336291/how-people-in-ferguson-see-the-police-in-ferguson
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/08/how-much-racial-profiling-happens-in-ferguson/378606/
http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/08/19/im-a-cop-if-you-dont-want-to-get-hurt-dont-challenge-me/
http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/20/us/ferguson-column-police-reaction/index.html?iid=article_sidebar
http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/25/opinion/norwood-ferguson-sons-brown-police/
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/08/24/1324279/--Sir-what-is-going-on-Oh-my-God-You-will-terrify-my-children
http://7online.com/news/police-pull-mother-and-children-over-at-gunpoint-by-mistake/277733/
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/08/americans-deep-racial-divide-on-trusting-the-police/378848/

Hero Award: John Stewart
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/full-episodes/mglrnd/august-26--2014---david-rose

Clown Award: war hawks
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/paul-ryan-doesnt-think-sending-troops-to-fight-is#r24r7n
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/08/time-kaine-congress-iraq-vote-110328.html?hp=l5
http://www.salon.com/2014/08/26/right_wing_hawks_want_another_war_make_them_vote_on_it/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse_Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

Footnote: WBC are wimps
https://vine.co/v/MLZKbhaPEaH
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/22/equality-house-westboro-baptist_n_5700961.html

Saturday, July 26, 2014

168.4 - Unintentional Humor: NSA concerned about privacy

Unintentional Humor: NSA concerned about privacy

Pierre Beaumarchais, who was among other thing a French playwright, is credited with the saying “I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep.”

Here's an example of what he meant:

Journalist Matthew Keys submitted a Freedom of Information Act request to the National Security Agency, the NSA, for emails sent by Edward Snowden from his NSA account in the months before he became a whistleblower.

Snowden insists that before decided to leak the documents that revealed the NSA's massive spying apparatus, he repeatedly he raised concerns internally about the legality of the program.

In May, the NSA, after having initially denied that Snowden had raised any questions with anyone about surveillance programs, released one single email from Snowden, in which he inquired about the relative power of executive orders and laws. The agency then claimed that this time, that really, really was all it had from Snowden related to the mass surveillance.

Edward Snowden
For his part, Snowden called that a “clearly tailored and incomplete leak.”

So Matthew Keys filed his FOIA request to try to see who was right.

The NSA, of course, said no, claiming exemptions under the FOIA.

Here's why it gets funny. Among the excuses the NSA offered - remember, now the NSA has already released one email from Snowden, one it used to buttress its case against him - among the excuses the NSA offered was the claim that revealing any other emails "would constitute a clearly unwarranted invasion of personal privacy."

Yes, you heard that right: The NSA is now deeply concerned about personal privacy.

Remember to laugh so you don't cry.

Sources cited in links:
http://izquotes.com/quote/14039
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2014/07/14/nsa-releasing-edward-snowden-emails-would-violate-his-privacy
http://thedesk.matthewkeys.net/2014/07/nsa-says-snowden-emails-exempt-from-public-disclosure/

Left Side of the Aisle #168





This week:

Good News: Chicago moves on minimum wage
http://www.wbez.org/mayor-emanuel-backs-chicago-minimum-wage-hike-13-110462

Good News: same-sex marriage advances in CO, OK, and FL
http://www.advocate.com/politics/marriage-equality/2014/07/09/colo-marriage-ban-ruled-unconstitutional
http://www.advocate.com/politics/marriage-equality/2014/07/10/breaking-denver-now-issuing-same-sex-marriage-licenses
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/tenth-circuit-declares-oklahomas-gay-marriage-ban-unconstitutional
http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/07/17/4240865/keys-judge-gay-couples-can-marry.html
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2014-07-15/news/os-gay-marriage-florida-roundup-20140715_1_florida-family-policy-council-gay-marriage-3-judges
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/court-rules-gay-marriage-oklahoma-case-24618411

Hero Award: Salem, MA, Mayor Kimberly Driscoll
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2014/07/09/salem-kills-contract-with-gordon-college-over-school-stance-against-antigay-regulations/0hqb8efQqei1IO4gvCTz4I/story.html?p1=Must_Reads_hp

Unintentional Humor: NSA concerned about privacy
http://izquotes.com/quote/14039
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2014/07/14/nsa-releasing-edward-snowden-emails-would-violate-his-privacy
http://thedesk.matthewkeys.net/2014/07/nsa-says-snowden-emails-exempt-from-public-disclosure/

RIP: Johnny Winter, James Garner
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music/johnny-winter-dead-70-blues-guitarist-struck-chord-rock-fans-article-1.1870928
http://www.billboard.com/biz/articles/news/legal-and-management/6164928/johnny-winter-blues-torchbearer-an-appreciation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Garner
http://www.people.com/article/james-garner-best-roles

Factoid of the Week: F-35 fighter
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/11/military-jet-spending_n_5575045.html?cps=gravity
http://thehill.com/policy/defense/budget-appropriations/211520-f-35s-air-show-debut-in-jeopardy
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-07-16/us-approve-limited-flights-for-f-35-joint-strike-fighter/5599896
http://thinkprogress.org/world/2014/07/09/3458101/f35-boondoggle-fail/
http://www.un.org/en/peacekeeping/operations/current.shtml

Outrage of the Week: Suit against discrimination fails even though Court admits there was discrimination
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/justices-reject-iowa-class-action-bias-case/2014/07/18/1bcf0cf4-0e84-11e4-b0dd-edc009ac1f9d_story.html

Middle East and Gaza: Israel does not want peace
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_Is_Too_Much_with_Us
http://www.middleeasteye.net/news/test-393840245
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2014/07/22/Deadly-clashes-between-Libyan-army-and-Islamists-strike-Benghazi-.html
http://www.npr.org/2014/07/22/333892178/violence-flares-in-libya-leaving-main-airport-in-ruins
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/07/18/some-of-israel-s-top-defenders-say-it-s-time-to-end-u-s-aid.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/rula-jebreal-msnbc-palestinians-airtime_n_5606673.html
http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/23/world/meast/human-shields-mideast-controversy/
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/middle-east-unrest/netanyahu-says-hamas-wants-pile-bodies-sympathy-n161236
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-07-22/israel-declares-soldier-hamas-says-holds-in-gaza-missing.html
http://worldpopulationreview.com/us-cities/boston-population/
http://www.npr.org/blogs/parallels/2014/07/21/333537714/in-crowded-gaza-civilians-have-few-places-to-flee
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_world_/2014/07/14/did_netanyahu_just_say_what_he_really_thinks_about_a_two_state_solution.html
http://www.timesofisrael.com/netanyahu-finally-speaks-his-mind/

Clown Award: House GOPpers on Washington, DC laws
http://www.aol.com/article/2014/07/16/house-gop-to-dc-guns-ok-pot-dangerous/20932428/

Friday, March 14, 2014

150.5 - Unintentional Humor: Military group celebrates 50th anniversary of Civil Rights Act - at Gitmo

Unintentional Humor: Military group celebrates 50th anniversary of Civil Rights Act - at Gitmo

Next up, another quick example of what I call unintentional humor, where something that's not supposed to be funny just is.

The Black Heritage Organization, a group of African-American soldiers and officers within the US military, held its annual Black History Month banquet on February 22. It was described as "residents and military members coming together to help celebrate the 50th anniversary of the landmark Civil Rights Act of 1964."

It was called "a night filled with food, fun, and fellowship," with a report on the event adding that "the collection of diverse attendees was a testament that America is headed in the right direction."

The banquet was held at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base in Cuba. They held it at Gitmo.

Sources:
http://www.dvidshub.net/news/121501/gtmo-celebrates-50-years-civil-rights-america#.UxdXfvldXy1
http://www.npr.org/tags/126922519/guantanamo-bay

Left Side of the Aisle #150




Left Side of the Aisle
for the week of March 13-19, 2014

This week: Good News: Vermont towns support public bank
http://thecontributor.com/15-towns-vote-start-public-bank-works-people-vermont-not-wall-street
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2009/03/how-nation%E2%80%99s-only-state-owned-bank-became-envy-wall-street Good

News: MDonald's bending on raising wages
http://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/63908/000006390814000019/mcd-12312013x10k.htm#s4116CE5D3FF6C9E484E70AB7A741CA5E
http://www.salon.com/2014/03/04/mcdonalds_to_sec_strikes_hurt_and_we_might_have_hike_pay/

Good News: BP shot down on attempt to weasel out of paying Deepwater Horizon damages
http://www.desmogblog.com/2014/03/01/mardi-gras-beads-bands-and-bp-oil
http://www.salon.com/2014/03/03/the_gulf_oil_cleanup_still_isnt_over_1200_tar_mat_washes_ashore_in_florida/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/16/gulf-oil-spill-cleanup_n_3451488.html
http://www.salon.com/2013/12/03/bp_wins_appeal_to_limit_gulf_spill_payouts/
http://www.salon.com/2014/03/04/bp_fails_to_get_out_of_compensating_oil_spill_victims/

Good News: NSA fails in attempt to block satire of its logo
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/20/1279015/-Artists-Stands-Up-to-the-NSA-and-Wins
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2014/02/19/minn-man-claims-win-over-national-security-agency/

Unintentional Humor: Military group celebrates 50th anniversary of Civil Rights Act - at Gitmo
http://www.dvidshub.net/news/121501/gtmo-celebrates-50-years-civil-rights-america#.UxdXfvldXy1
http://www.npr.org/tags/126922519/guantanamo-bay

Spying fan Dianne Feinstein objects to being spied on
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/feinstein-cia-searched-intelligence-committee-computers/2014/03/11/982cbc2c-a923-11e3-8599-ce7295b6851c_story.html
http://www.nationaljournal.com/tech/sen-feinstein-cia-hacked-congress-and-possibly-violated-constitution-20140311
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/06/dianne-feinstein-on-nsa-its-called-protecting-america-92340.html

Clown Award: Rep. Paul Ryan
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/03/06/1282611/-Paul-Ryan-Poor-kids-should-go-hungry-so-they-know-they-re-loved
http://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/1033869/waronpoverty50.pdf
http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2014/03/03/3353541/ryan-poverty-report/
http://www.salon.com/2014/03/05/paul_ryans_every_distortion_fact_checking_his_anti_poverty_plan/
http://www.cbpp.org/cms/index.cfm?fa=view&id=4073
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/03/04/1281960/-Paul-Ryan-generates-report-to-disprove-effectiveness-of-Progressive-Poverty-Programs-and-FAILS

Some thoughts on Ukraine
https://news.google.com/news/section?pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=Ukraine&ict=clu_top
http://www.thenation.com/search/apachesolr_search/ukraine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janus
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/03/07/crimea-russians/6178603/
http://theweek.com/article/index/257330/a-majority-of-crimeans-are-against-union-with-russia

Thursday, March 06, 2014

149.2 - Unintentional Humor: John Kerry and the Russian Foreign Ministry

Unintentional Humor: John Kerry and the Russian Foreign Ministry

Next up, an edition of our occasional feature, Unintentional Humor, where something that's not supposed to be funny, just is. In this case, though, the humor is of the very bitter sort.

First we have John Kerry going on "Face the Nation" to condemn Russia's actions in Ukraine by saying how in the 21st century
You just don't invade another country on a completely trumped up pretext.
This from the Secretary of State of a nation that just over two years ago finally - and unwillingly - withdrew its forces from a nation it invaded in the 21st century, in 2003, on a "completely trumped up pretext."

Meanwhile, we have the Russian Foreign Ministry saying, at a time when Russia has invaded the Crimea and still threatens to invade eastern Ukraine, that
unilateral actions do not fit the standards of civilized relations between states.
What was I just saying last week about how power corrupts and how being in a position of power makes you think your own concerns and desires are the only ones of any importance?

Sources:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/02/us-ukraine-crisis-usa-kerry-idUSBREA210DG20140302
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ukraine-russia-crisis-20140304,0,4817547.story
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-latest-russian-troops-fire-warning-shots-as-putin-calls-troops-back-to-bases-9167387.html

Left Side of the Aisle #149




Left Side of the Aisle
for the week of March 6-12, 2014

This week:

Good News: world is winning the war against polio
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-25708715
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-24854920

Unintentional Humor: John Kerry and the Russian Foreign Ministry
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/02/us-ukraine-crisis-usa-kerry-idUSBREA210DG20140302
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ukraine-russia-crisis-20140304,0,4817547.story
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-latest-russian-troops-fire-warning-shots-as-putin-calls-troops-back-to-bases-9167387.html

Clown Award: Dr. Roy Spencer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Spencer_%28scientist%29
http://www.salon.com/2014/02/21/people_who_call_climate_deniers_climate_deniers_should_be_called_global_warming_nazis_says_climate_denier/
http://desmogblog.com/2014/02/20/climate-change-denier-roy-spencer-says-people-who-use-word-denier-are-global-warming-nazis
http://www.cornwallalliance.org/articles/read/an-evangelical-declaration-on-global-warming/
http://www.cornwallalliance.org/articles/read/cornwall-stewardship-agenda/

Update: Keystone XL pipeline
http://www.carbontracker.org/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/03/keystone-xl-emissions-state-department_n_4892806.html
http://www.carbontracker.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Kxl-The-Significance-Trap_FINAL_03_03_2014.pdf
http://priceofoil.org/2014/02/17/kerrys-state-department-ignored-obamas-climate-action-plan/
http://www.salon.com/2014/02/20/nebraska_just_made_things_a_lot_harder_for_keystone/

Update: Same-sex Marriage
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2014-03-04/kentucky-to-appeal-ruling-on-out-of-state-gay-marriages-1
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/03/kentucky-gay-marriage-case-104236.html
http://www.chron.com/news/local/article/Texas-ban-on-gay-marriage-ruled-unconstitutional-5270099.php?cmpid=bna
http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/2014/02/federal-judge-voids-texas-gay-marriage-ban-though-he-delays-order-from-taking-effect-immediately.html/
http://www.freep.com/article/20140304/NEWS06/303040079/Michigan-same-sex-marriage-trial
http://www.freep.com/article/20140304/COL04/303050025/
http://www.9news.com/story/news/politics/2014/03/04/hickenlooper-same-sex-marriage-stance/6022897/
http://www.bobdylan.com/us/songs/subterranean-homesick-blues
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/2014/03/04/republican-group-shows-support-for-gay- marriage/NwRZByvLI0bwNfJabgxy3J/story.html

Update: Bogus "Religious Freedom" Bills
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/02/jan-brewer-vetoes-arizona-sb-1062-104018.html
http://theweek.com/article/index/257366/speedreads-72-percent-of-arizonans-are-glad-jan-brewer-vetoed-that-anti-gay-religious-freedom-bill
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/02/gay-discrimination-bills-religious-freedom-jim-crow?google_editors_picks=true
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/religious-freedom-origin-story

Outrage of the Week: Woman Denied Citizenship Due to Atheism
http://www.salon.com/2014/02/28/womans_citizenship_application_rejected_because_she_objects_to_war_isnt_religious/
http://americanhumanist.org/news/details/2014-02-us-immigration-services-denies-applicant-based-on-se

Saturday, February 15, 2014

146.3 - Unintentional Humor: Francois Hollande "powers others only dream of"

Unintentional Humor: Francois Hollande "powers others only dream of"

Ah, we have another example of our occasional feature, Unintentional Humor, where something that's not intended to be funny, just is.

This comes via a good catch by the media watchdog group FAIR.

Time magazine just published a long piece about French President Francois Hollande. The headline is "Meet Monsieur Reform," and the piece makes the predictable argument that his turn to the right is a good idea, because in the minds of the so-called mainstream media, moving to the political right is always a good idea,  no matter the circumstanes.

In this case, according to the article's subhead, "the world needs him to succeed," which of course placating and embracing the right wing will accomplish. They say.

But here's the thing; this was the first paragraph of the story:
French presidents don't so much govern as reign from the splendors of the Élysée Palace. They have powers most democratic leaders only dream of, able to deploy their military or command nuclear strikes without first consulting the national legislature.
So in France, the president can take military action without consulting the legislative branch?

Really?

What a singular place that must be.

I can't imagine a president claiming that kind of power.

Like the man said, sometimes ya just gotta laugh so you don't cry.

One other thought: Has Time magazine ever heard of drones?


Sources:
http://www.fair.org/
http://www.fair.org/blog/2014/02/07/you-wont-believe-what-they-let-the-president-do-in-france/
http://quotes.dictionary.com/I_hasten_to_laugh_at_everything_for_fear
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2014/02/6-unanswered-questions-obama-drones

Sources for headlines:
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/03/clinton-tells-house-obama-would-ignore-war-resolutions.php
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/01/world/middleeast/syria.html?hp

Left Side of the Aisle #146




Left Side of the Aisle
for the week of February 13-19, 2014

This week:

Good news: "Solidarity Singalong" arrests found unconstitutional
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2013/08/left-side-of-aisle-120-part-5.html
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/05/1275428/-Unconstitutional-Unintimidated-in-Wisconsin?detail=email
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/05/1275373/-Dane-County-WI-Judge-Declares-Rule-Used-to-Charge-Singers-Unconstitutional

Good news : Moral Monday is back
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2013/07/left-side-of-aisle-116-part-2.html
http://www.thenation.com/blog/178291/north-carolinas-moral-monday-movement-kicks-2014-massive-rally-raleigh
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greensboro_sit-ins
http://mlk-kpp01.stanford.edu/index.php/encyclopedia/encyclopedia/enc_selma_to_montgomery_march/

Unintentional Humor: Francois Hollande and "powers others only dream of"
http://www.fair.org/
http://www.fair.org/blog/2014/02/07/you-wont-believe-what-they-let-the-president-do-in-france/
http://quotes.dictionary.com/I_hasten_to_laugh_at_everything_for_fear
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2014/02/6-unanswered-questions-obama-drones
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/03/clinton-tells-house-obama-would-ignore-war-resolutions.php
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/01/world/middleeast/syria.html?hp

Keystone XL and the jobs lie
http://keystonepipeline-xl.state.gov/documents/organization/221135.pdf
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/02/11/us-usa-keystone-idUSBREA1A23S20140211
http://content.sierraclub.org/press-releases/2014/01/statement-state-department-walks-away-significant-impact-new-keystone-xl
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-marx/reject-the-keystone-xl-pi_b_4761072.html
http://mediamatters.org/research/2013/02/14/5-myths-about-keystone-xl-debunked/192668#jobs
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=keystone+xl+vigil
http://delong.typepad.com/sdj/2010/04/theodore-roosevelt-malefactors-of-great-wealth.html

Update: GOPpers still trying to push Iran sanctions bill
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/02/05/gop-will-force-reid-to-save-obama-s-iran-policy-over-and-over-again.html
http://thehill.com/blogs/global-affairs/middle-east-north-africa/197722-aipac-breaks-with-gop-on-iran-sanctions

Clown Award: Drug Free America Foundation
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/07/drug-free-america-foundation-marijuana_n_4745691.html
pic.twitter.com/cLc0nsQCcr
http://www.gallup.com/poll/165539/first-time-americans-favor-legalizing-marijuana.aspx

Outrage of the Week: unemployment benefits, SNAP, and the minimum wage
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/06/unemployment-extension-senate_n_4739526.html
http://money.cnn.com/2014/01/20/news/economy/unemployment-insurance/
http://www.worldhunger.org/articles/Learn/us_hunger_facts.htm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/us-child-poverty-report-unicef_n_1555533.html
http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/senate/197291-sessions-says-food-stamp-cuts-not-deep-enough
http://money.cnn.com/2014/01/17/news/economy/food-stamps-cut/index.html?iid=EL
http://money.cnn.com/2013/10/25/news/economy/food-stamp-cuts/index.html?iid=EL
http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/government-oversight/197761-republicans-want-photo-id-requirement-for-food-stamps
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/01/23/1271896/-Republicans-believe-rich-people-just-work-harder-So-how-do-they-explain-these-statistics
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/27-shocking-numbers-that-reveal-the-true-state-of-the-union-20140128
http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/misc/R42973.pdf
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/09/opinion/sunday/the-case-for-a-higher-minimum-wage.html
http://www.epi.org/minimum-wage-statement/

Thursday, January 16, 2014

142.3 - Unintentional humor: the NSA and privacy

Unintentional humor: the NSA and privacy

Next up is an example of what I call unintentional humor, where something that's not intended to be funny, just is.

Early this month, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders wrote to NSA Director Gen. Keith "Starship Captain" Alexander, asking if the NSA has spied or is spying on members of Congress or other American elected officials. The letter defined spying as including "gathering metadata on calls made from official or personal phones, content from websites visited or emails sent, or collecting any other data from a third party not made available to the general public in the regular course of business.”

The definition was included because the NSA maintains that collecting such information is not "spying." "Spying," the spooks say, only happens when some agent physically examines some specific record.

Well, nearly two weeks later Sanders got his answer and it of course doesn't answer the question. The Starship Captain insisted that nothing the NSA "does can fairly be characterized as 'spying on Members of Congress or American elected officials'" - if, that is, you define "spying" in the agency's narrow, self-serving way.

Alexander then went on to say that he couldn't go beyond that because, he claimed, he would be violating the civilian protections of the program if he did.

In other words, the NSA, which is known now to be sucking up metadata on tens of millions of domestic phone calls, monitoring web traffic and emails, and so much more, with the avowed intent of knowing everything, of being able to track, trace, and record every bit of electronic data in the world, is now telling a US Senator that it can't confirm if he's among those whose data has been collected because that would violate his privacy.

The lack of self-awareness is sometimes just stunning.

Sources:
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/01/bernie-sanders-national-security-agency-spying-101726.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/14/bernie-sanders-nsa-letter_n_4597978.html
http://www.democracynow.org/2013/12/30/glenn_greenwald_the_nsa_can_literally

Left Side of the Aisle #142




This week:

Good news: same-sex marriage might come to Oklahoma
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/15/us/federal-judge-rejects-oklahomas-gay-marriage-ban.html
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303754404579312571060439510?mg=reno64-wsj&url=http%3A%2F%2Fonline.wsj.com%2Farticle%2FSB10001424052702303754404579312571060439510.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/indiana-gay-marriage-ban_n_4589943.html
http://www.courierpress.com/news/2014/jan/13/indiana-house-panel-hearing-proposed-gay-marriage/
http://www.law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/388/1

Clown Award: Gov. Scott Walkalloveryou
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2013/12/1393-grinch-story-gopper-and-free-lunch.html
http://www.wsav.com/story/24411962/congressional-free-lunch
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/georgia-senate-candidate-expensed-thousands-in-free-lunches
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/12/most-back-minimum-wage-hike-policies-to-address-the-wealth-gap/
http://www.politifact.com/wisconsin/statements/2014/jan/13/scott-walker/scott-walker-says-minimum-wage-jobs-are-overwhelmi/
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/1401/05/sotu.01.html
http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/news/132130383.html?page=1

Unintentional humor: the NSA and privacy
http://www.politico.com/story/2014/01/bernie-sanders-national-security-agency-spying-101726.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/14/bernie-sanders-nsa-letter_n_4597978.html
http://www.democracynow.org/2013/12/30/glenn_greenwald_the_nsa_can_literally

A personal aside
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2014/01/1413-point-of-personal-privilege-atheism.html
http://mortongrove.suntimes.com/news/pledge-MGC-10312013:article
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-12-03/news/ct-pledge-of-allegiance-donation-met-20131203_1_joseph-lampert-donation-veterans-group
http://mortongrove.suntimes.com/news/pledge-MGC-12262013:article
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/suburbs/park_ridge_niles/ct-niles-pantry-atheist-donation-nnw-tl-0116-20140109,0,7121202.story
http://www.salon.com/2014/01/10/an_atheist_finally_finds_someone_to_take_his_money/?source=newsletter

Outrage of the Week: GOPpers and Dimcrats combine to ruin Iran negotiations
http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-us-iran-20140113,0,341164.story
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2011/1108/Imminent-Iran-nuclear-threat-A-timeline-of-warnings-since-1979/Earliest-warnings-1979-84?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+feeds%2Fworld+%28Christian+Science+Monitor+|+World%29
http://www.wideasleepinamerica.com/2010/12/phantom-menace-fantasies-falsehoods-and.html
http://blogs.reuters.com/great-debate/2013/02/22/how-close-is-iran-to-nuclear-weapons/
http://www.latimes.com/world/worldnow/la-fg-wn-white-house-iran-nuclear-deal-20140110,0,1510706.story#axzz2qPIgizZf
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/support-for-iran-sanctions-bill-nears-filibuster-proof-majority/2014/01/10/33efdaee-7a2c-11e3-af7f-13bf0e9965f6_story.html
http://armscontrolcenter.org/issues/iran/articles/analysis_of_faults_in_the_menendez-kirk_iran_sanctions_bill_s_1881/
http://www.latimes.com/world/worldnow/la-fg-wn-white-house-iran-nuclear-deal-20140110,0,1510706.story#axzz2qPIgizZf
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/01/10/world/meast/iran-nuclear-deal/
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/senate-reaches-veto-proof-majority-on-iran-sanctions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_military_aid_to_Israel#Military_aid_and_procurement

Net neutrality neutralized
http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2014/01/14/court-strikes-down-fccs-net-neutrality-rule/
http://techcrunch.com/2014/01/14/fcc-open-internet-order-struck-down/
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304049704579320500441593462
http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-01-14/verizon-net-neutrality-victory-means-more-fighting-to-come
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2008/11/whats-fair-is-fair.html

Friday, November 15, 2013

134.3 - Poetic justice on Voter ID

Poetic justice on Voter ID

Another part of this assault on The Commons, of course, is Voter ID, the efforts across a number of states to make it harder and harder for certain voters - specifically, any sort of even vaguely liberal- or left-leaning voters - to cast ballots. It's all part of the plan.

Well, on the Voter ID front comes a little bit of poetic justice.

A new, restrictive voter identification law has just gone into effect in Texas. It's restrictive enough that it's under federal challenge as discriminatory.

It now develops that on November 2, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott, who has defended the law in court and is expected to be the GOPpers nominee for governor next year, went to register under the new law and, um, couldn't. At least not without a hassle. His name on his driver's license, which he presented as ID, reads Gregory Wayne Abbott - but his name on the voter rolls is listed as Greg Abbott, and that difference would have been enough to prevent him from voting. He had to sign an affidavit swearing that "Gregory Wayne Abbott" and "Greg Abbott" are both him.

What makes this particularly delicious is that under the original GOPper bill, an affidavit wouldn't have been enough: Instead, Abbott would have had to produce legal documentation of a name change - something he obviously would not have had since he hadn't changed his name.

The reason he could go the affidavit route is due to an amendment to that bill proposed by State Sen. Wendy Davis, who opposed the bill but bit manage to get this attempt to soften its impact through. Who is Wendy Davis? She's the woman who gained recognition with a 13-hour filibuster against a restrictive anti-choice bill - and is predicted to be Abbott's opponent in the governor's race.

That is, the likely GOPper candidate for governor next year would have been blocked from voting under a law he supported but for the effort of the likely Democratic candidate for governor next year, who opposed the bill he supported.

There is still the issue of the potential disenfranchisement of significant numbers of women whose names changed when they got married or divorced - which I have said before is, I believe, part of the point of the restriction. But just for the moment, let's appreciate the irony.

Sources:
http://blog.mysanantonio.com/texas-politics/2013/10/greg-abbott-will-need-affidavit-to-vote/
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/wendy-davis-outsmarts-texas-voter-id-law

Friday, August 23, 2013

122.7 - I laugh so I don’t weep: Texas replies to DOJ suit over redistricting

I laugh so I don’t weep: Texas replies to DOJ suit over redistricting

When I first did a political newsletter back in the 1960s, I had an occasional feature I called "unintentional humor," where something in the news that wasn't intended to be funny by whoever said or did it, was. Or at least is struck me funny.

Well, I find it hard to be quite so lighthearted these days, so that has evolved into quoting Pierre de Beaumarchais: "I hasten to laugh at everything for fear of being obliged to weep."

Okay. The first thing to realize here is that when the Supreme Court cut the heart out of the Voting Rights Act, it didn't completely disembowel it. Two important provisions remain: Section 2 allows the federal government to require changes in state and local voting laws that have the effect of disenfranchising groups of voters, while Section 3 empowers courts to require preclearance of changes in election laws in the face of evidence that the jurisdiction in question has recently intended to discriminate.

The power of Section 3 is that is can prevent discriminatory changes from going into effect; the weakness is that it requires a showing of intent, which is obviously difficult. The power of Section 2 is that is only requires a showing of effect; the weakness is that is can only be employed after the fact, that is, after the discriminatory law has been put into practice so that the discriminatory effect can be shown.

Okay. After SCOTUS gutted the Act, several states, including as I mentioned last week North Carolina, and for another one, Texas, went to warp speed in working to pass new restrictions on voting.

Texas leaped at the chance to re-institute the redistricting plan the courts had already ruled unconstitutional and to push a new voter suppression bill.

The Department of Justice has sued, seeking to place Texas back under preclearance for 10 years under Section 3, citing its recent history, including that redistricting plan.

Now Texas is presenting its defense. And oh, Texas.

First, says Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott, the redistricting is not about race. Oh no. It's about keeping Democrats from holding elective office. Even white Democrats.

Quoting the brief:
In 2011, both houses of the Texas Legislature were controlled by large Republican majorities, and their redistricting decisions were designed to increase the Republican Party’s electoral prospects at the expense of the Democrats.
The intent was partisan, not racial, y'see, and if the effect is to dilute and undermine the votes of black and brown people and all of the poor, well, that's just a happy coincidence and you can prove otherwise so can't touch me nyah nyah.

The state's argument, in other words, is that there is no discrimination against minorities or the poor and if there is it's only because they are so stupid and dependent and lazy that they vote for Democrats instead of their true masters.

If that wasn't hilarious enough, the state's other argument is that even if there is discrimination which of course there isn't but even if there is, it's not as bad as “the ‘pervasive,’ ‘flagrant,’ ‘widespread,’ and ‘rampant’ discrimination that originally justified preclearance in 1965.” It's not as bad as it was then, so what's your gripe, huh?

Now, I'm old enough to remember some of this, I expect some of you are, too, so let me say that I don't recall back in 1965 that Texas was going on about "the pervasive, flagrant, widespread, rampant discrimination" it was practicing; in fact, if anything state officials were vociferously denying, then just as now, that any such discrimination existed.

Remember, you have to keep laughing.

Fortunately, various voting law experts doubt this will work. One said:
The mere desire to achieve partisan advantage does not give Texas a free hand to engage in racial discrimination. If the only way you can protect white incumbents is by diluting the voting strength of Hispanic citizens, you are engaging in intentional racial discrimination.
In fact, there was a 2004 case in Massachusetts filed under Section 2 where the "defending incumbents" argument failed.

There is an unhappy footnote to this as the case could get appealed all the way to the Supreme Court: In 1981, a lawyer in President Ronald Reagan’s Justice Department wrote a memo to his boss, Attorney General William French Smith.

In that memo, the lawyer flatly opposed a proposed amendment to the reauthorization of the Voting Rights Act then being considered by Congress which would make it clear that Section 2 covered actions with clear discriminatory results, even if an intent to discriminate wasn't shown. Congress adopted the amendment, but what's important here is that the author of that memo was John Roberts. Yes, that John Roberts.

The storm clouds over our right to vote continue to gather and to darken.

Sources:
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2013/06/left-side-of-aisle-114-part-3.html
https://www.aclu.org/voting-rights/voting-rights-act-0
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2013/08/1216-update-voter-suppression-comes-to.html
http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/06/25/that-was-quick-texas-moves-ahead-with-discriminatory-voting-laws/
http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/07/25/feds-to-sue-to-force-texas-to-keep-pre-clearing-voting-changes/
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/08/13/1230932/-Texas-Defends-Voting-Laws-We-Don-t-Want-Democrats-To-Vote?detail=email
http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/08/10/texas-on-voting-rights-its-not-about-race-just-politics/
http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/07/08/sec-3-the-secret-weapon-for-protecting-minority-voters/
http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/07/19/conservatives-prepare-to-finish-off-the-voting-rights-act/

Left Side of the Aisle #122




Left Side of the Aisle
for the week of August 22-28, 2013

This week:

Clown Award: Orson Scott Card
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/04/orson-scott-card-gay-marriage-amendment-one_n_1478936.html
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/08/chris-christie-gay-conversion-therapy-new-jersey-95666.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/15/orson-scott-card-racist-obama_n_3762891.html
http://www.ornery.org/essays/warwatch/2013-05-09-1.html

Hero Award: Sharon Snyder
http://www.kansascity.com/2013/07/28/4373583/jackson-county-circuit-judge-fires.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/15/sharon-snyder-robert-nelson_n_3759185.html

Update #1: Ray Kelly on short list to replace Janet Napolitano
http://justsaynow.firedoglake.com/2013/07/15/why-ray-stop-and-frisk-kelly-possibly-being-nominated-to-dhs-would-be-so-dangerous/
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/08/ray-kelly-stop-and-frisk-homeland-security-95628.html

Update #2: Gov. Scott Walkalloveryou admits watching a protest is not illegal
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2013/08/left-side-of-aisle-120-part-5.html
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/08/09/1229961/-Walker-forced-to-back-off-from-arresting-observers-of-Solidarity-Sing-
http://www.thedailypage.com/daily/article.php?article=40587
http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/govt-and-politics/state-officials-say-they-won-t-issue-citations-to-solidarity/article_b976c2fb-e5f6-59af-a53b-b6eb9f3d362e.html
http://www.thedailypage.com/daily/article.php?article=40690

Update #3: PBS Newshour considers civil forfeiture
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2013/08/left-side-of-aisle-120-part-1.html
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/nation/july-dec13/assets_08-19.html

Update #4: Strike three for State Dept. report approving Keystone XL pipeline
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2013/04/left-side-of-aisle-102-part-8.html
http://thehill.com/blogs/e2-wire/e2-wire/315351-state-dept-watchdog-launches-inquiry-into-keystone-environmental-report#ixzz2cQqCIRKl
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/aug/20/interior-state-keystone-xl-pipeline-impact?google_editors_picks=true
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/jul/28/obama-reservations-keystone-pipeline-project

I laugh so I don’t weep: Texas replies to DOJ suit over redistricting
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2013/06/left-side-of-aisle-114-part-3.html
https://www.aclu.org/voting-rights/voting-rights-act-0
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2013/08/1216-update-voter-suppression-comes-to.html
http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/06/25/that-was-quick-texas-moves-ahead-with-discriminatory-voting-laws/
http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/07/25/feds-to-sue-to-force-texas-to-keep-pre-clearing-voting-changes/
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/08/13/1230932/-Texas-Defends-Voting-Laws-We-Don-t-Want-Democrats-To-Vote?detail=email
http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/08/10/texas-on-voting-rights-its-not-about-race-just-politics/
http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/07/08/sec-3-the-secret-weapon-for-protecting-minority-voters/
http://tv.msnbc.com/2013/07/19/conservatives-prepare-to-finish-off-the-voting-rights-act/

Outrage of the Week: Bradley Manning sentenced to 35 years
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/judge-to-sentence-bradley-manning-today/2013/08/20/85bee184-09d0-11e3-b87c-476db8ac34cd_story.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/21/bradley-manning-sentenced_n_3787492.html
http://www.nationaljournal.com/nationalsecurity/bradley-manning-s-sentence-doesn-t-mean-his-story-is-going-away-20130821
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/21/bradley-manning-prison_n_3789867.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/03/bradley-manning-sentence_n_3696501.html
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-manning-trial-20130801,0,3249325.story
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/01/us/in-sentencing-us-tries-to-prove-harm-by-manning.html
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/08/21/us-usa-wikileaks-manning-idUSBRE97J0JI20130821
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/21/bradley-manning-trial-six-things
http://whoviating.blogspot.com/2013/07/left-side-of-aisle-119-part-6.html
 
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